Ne Plus Ultra in Stupidity

In July, a doctor who missed his Northwest flight in Seattle allegedly called 911 three times to say there was a bomb on board, hoping the plane would return so he could make the flight, according to a Federal Bureau of Investigation affidavit filed in U.S. District Court in Seattle. The plane did come back, but the doctor was arrested for allegedly making a false threat against an aircraft.

I don't know why they threw in "allegedly" twice - Kou Wei Chiu admits that he made the calls.