Friday, May 09, 2008

Well, Now that No One has asked ...

Here is how Senator McCain can put the election in the bag: Name Sarah Palin his running mate.

Pluses:
  • Got elected on her own merit
  • Prettier than Obama
  • Mother of five
  • Recently decided to complete fifth pregnancy, despite Down's diagnosis
  • non-denominational Protestant; fills the faith square without risking pulpit eruptions
  • Knows how to use a gun
  • will capture the women's vote
  • did I say she is prettier than Obama?

  • Minuses:
  • none

  • You are welcome, Sen McCain; really, it was my pleasure.

    3 Comments:

    Blogger Duck said...

    It will lock up the Alaska vote, for sure.

    May 10, 2008 6:47 AM  
    Blogger Hey Skipper said...

    And the women's vote.

    Plus, it gives those independents -- and Democrats -- who are looking for a reason to vote against Obama and still be able to look in the mirror the next morning.

    Also, adds youth to the ticket, and her executive experience beats heck out of both Obama and Hillary.

    Heck, the Alaska vote is just icing on that cake.

    May 10, 2008 10:37 AM  
    Blogger Ali said...

    McCain's a seriously old guy. His VP needs to be somebody who can credibly take over as President. Not somebody who's not even had two years experience governing a state with a population lower than Fort Worth.

    Pawlenty would seem the best pick.

    May 10, 2008 1:16 PM  

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