Thursday, May 10, 2007

Bollocks

This story, sufficiently distant from April 1st to largely relieve the concern of beoming an absurdist joke's unwitting victim, simultaneously completely confirms and contradicts both Oro and Peter:
Real, or fake? Never mind the busty woman walking her dog in the park - it may just be her pooch who's sporting implants.

Some pet owners who neuter their male dogs are opting for a surgical procedure meant to make Fido feel like he's back in the good ol' days B.C. - Before Castration.

Neuticles - testicular implants for dogs that look and feel like the real thing - are said to boost a pet's self-esteem by replacing what was lost. It's a procedure that's becoming increasingly popular in New York.

The. Stupidest. Idea. Ever.

And quite possibly another sign of the coming discombobulation.

3 Comments:

Blogger Bret said...

I find the general concept a bit nauseating (or maybe it's just something I ate), but then I don't like dogs much. On the other hand, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the inventors of neuticles are making a lot of money - in which case I wouldn't consider it to be quite the stupidest idea ever.

May 10, 2007 9:34 PM  
Blogger Peter Burnet said...

It's really only one-half of the stupidest idea ever. Why take half measures with self-esteem?

I wonder how many neurotic New York parents secretly wish dream for something similar for their kids?

May 11, 2007 5:41 AM  
Blogger tefta said...

Peter, how many neurotic New Yorkers do ya think keep goats?

May 11, 2007 2:38 PM  

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