Bollocks
This story, sufficiently distant from April 1st to largely relieve the concern of beoming an absurdist joke's unwitting victim, simultaneously completely confirms and contradicts both Oro and Peter:
The. Stupidest. Idea. Ever.
And quite possibly another sign of the coming discombobulation.
Real, or fake? Never mind the busty woman walking her dog in the park - it may just be her pooch who's sporting implants.
Some pet owners who neuter their male dogs are opting for a surgical procedure meant to make Fido feel like he's back in the good ol' days B.C. - Before Castration.
Neuticles - testicular implants for dogs that look and feel like the real thing - are said to boost a pet's self-esteem by replacing what was lost. It's a procedure that's becoming increasingly popular in New York.
The. Stupidest. Idea. Ever.
And quite possibly another sign of the coming discombobulation.
posted by Hey Skipper at 7:40 PM
3 Comments:
I find the general concept a bit nauseating (or maybe it's just something I ate), but then I don't like dogs much. On the other hand, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the inventors of neuticles are making a lot of money - in which case I wouldn't consider it to be quite the stupidest idea ever.
It's really only one-half of the stupidest idea ever. Why take half measures with self-esteem?
I wonder how many neurotic New York parents secretly wish dream for something similar for their kids?
Peter, how many neurotic New Yorkers do ya think keep goats?
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