The scandal of the Evangelical mind

Joe Carter at EvangelicalOutpost is hosting an Athiesm Appreciation week in honor of his favorite "bizarre worldview". He shows his appreciation by posting some of the most transparently risible exposes of the untenable nature of materialism that an athiest is likely to see on the internet. This "proof" of the falseness of the materialist worldview has to hold a record for the silliest attempt at logic since Zeno proved that an arrow will never reach its target:

Earlier I stated that we should reject any presupposition that leads us to a belief that is logically impossible. If that is the case then we have sufficient reason to reject naturalism or to reject logic; we can't keep both. For materialism states that:

1. Anything that exists is made of matter.
2. All matter is one; everything that exists is one.
3. Doxastic states are composed of matter and can exist.
4. Beliefs are doxastic states.
5. A belief can be true.
6. A belief can be false.
7. Since matter is one and beliefs are made of matter, all beliefs are one.
8. All beliefs are both true and false.

Therefore, the presupposition that matter is all that exists is both true and false at the same time. But since that leads to a logical contradiction we must give it up (or give up on logic).

For more of this scintillating logic, read his fascinating take on free will.