Sunday, June 25, 2006

Sunday Funnies

From Opinion Journal's "Best of the Web" Wednesday, June 21st, here is a written reply to ABC News' request for stories about how people have been affected by Global Warming:
And this is from reader Jeff Beliveau:

Tharg and me used to hunt mighty mammoth but he scared to cross ice bridge. It now too thin to take weight of even saber cat. Only mouse or rabbit can cross.

Many of my people have left the caves in search of food.

Sister's daughter's husband says it because of He-Who-Tamed-Fire. He say smoke from fire anger gods and they make it hot. Medicine Man say he full of mastodon droppings.

Medicine Man say Sun God told him Sun God get belly ache every 200 lifes of man. Belly ache make Sun God hotter, like when Og ate red berries birds don't touch.

Sun God say it good thing. He say now we can go south past ice to land he call "Iowa."

He mumble "junk science" and "media hype" and "poorly educated reporters." We no understand these powerful magic words. We afraid to say words now that Moon God warn us. She say magic words make research grants dry up. We no understand.

Must go, little Ky-Rock need help flaking obsidian.

2 Comments:

Blogger Harry Eagar said...

That was originally posted at Tim Blair's blog, along with a bunch of others.

The Blairites have been having a great deal of fun with Al 'I've Changed My Mind Since 2000 When It Wasn't an Issue' Gore.

Me, too.

Favorite line so far: You go to war with the celebrities you have.

June 25, 2006 5:06 PM  
Blogger jbeliveau said...

Well thanks for posting my silly little email to ABC. Of course I never heard back from them, guess they have no sense of humor.

June 27, 2006 10:58 PM  

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