Get Over Yourself, Hugo

''We are sure that it will be very difficult for the United States to attack Venezuela... Venezuela is used to defending itself... and fighting imperialism.''

-- Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, Oct. 20 '05

A) The U.S. have no intention of attacking Venezuela militarily, nor are we even entertaining the notion.

B) If we did attack, the Venezuelan military would have to consider it a moral victory if they lasted a week.